Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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