You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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