i just sent this text using only my big toe
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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