Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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