you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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