Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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