cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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