I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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