But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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