So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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