id be glad to
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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