no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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