Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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