ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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