Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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