It's just like the Real World with babies
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
My feet surprised me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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