"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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