Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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