Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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