It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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