Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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