We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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