didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
