I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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