If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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