p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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