So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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