i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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