Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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