I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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