I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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