The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Is it penis luge time yet?
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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