i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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