do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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