that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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