Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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