bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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