She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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