Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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