i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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