Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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