i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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