the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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