and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
And my parents said I crawled through the house
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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