my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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