I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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