i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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