Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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