gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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