Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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