hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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