Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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