On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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