And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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